For I am Him

Am I the only one who finds those emails that start titled FW annoying? I need to let all those who claim they are sending me these emails because they love me, that I will not be replying or sending them to 10 people. So whenever you send me something like this, just know I am the one who breaks the chain. It doesn't matter whether the email says I am going to die the next day, lose a testicle, go bankrupt, or go to hell alive, if I dont do what the email says; I still will not do it. I do not have time to FW stuff to people, Can't even remember most of my friends' emails anyway. I only write to my friends by clicking REPLY!
So to save your not so prescious and my prescious time, I propose that you don't forward me anything....